Ok, since KW left island, there has been 3 earthquakes in the last 26hrs that were 5.0 or higher and epicentered within a few miles from here.
I think KWs departure has angered the Chamorran Volcano god. I need to find a virgin to sacrifice to keep the building from swaying around. I'll let everybody know when I find one.
Kona-Hawaii
11 years ago
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To attract virgins for sacrificial offerings leave a trail of candy necklaces to a slaughterhouse. They always fall for that one. Stupid virgins.
Good luck with the angry island.
When Katrina's not around, things fall apart... Makes perfect sense to me.
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